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Hot Mess: Kim Kardashian & Kanye West’s Photobomb

When Kim Kardashian first debuted her blonde hair, I was, as you recall, a fan. I thought it flattered her skin tone. But now, I realize the error of my ways. I am deeply sorry and sincerely regret any confusion I may have caused you in approving Kim’s new look.

 

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Photo by Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

 

What is prompting my mea culpa, darlings?

KK’s accidental photobomb of Alice Bamford’s Instagram pic. Alice, ICYDK, is a billionaire heiress to one of Britain’s largest fortune, and snapped a pic with her baby daughter at Malibu hotspot Nobu not knowing that Kim, along with husband Kanye West and daughter North, was in the background.

Observe:

 

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Clearly, you can see why I’ve rescinded my approval of KK’s hair. She looks more like Daenerys Targaryen’s sibling than ever before. The problem with bleaching your hair such an unnatural color is that it looks (HELLO) unnatural if you aren’t in full professional makeup 24/7.

And, um, can we talk about Kanye and his decision to wear a muscle tee? Poor North. I can’t wait until she’s old enough to run away from home and go live with Suri Cruise.

North West’s Most RIDICULOUSLY STYLISH Moments:

North West's Most Stylish Moments

  • A fur coat? Please, Kim, TELL ME IT'S FAUX! Photo: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

  • North West was a punk rocker with her hot pink Doc Martens. I squealed over these. Tres adorbs! Photo: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

  • Nori was front and center at the Alexander Wang show at NYFW. And she didn't cry! I'm coveting her mini moto jacket, but a baby at Fashion Week? She's really out of place, not matter how kouture her klothes. Photo: Craig Barritt/Getty Images

  • North was a ballerina and this little tutu is the first time I've seen her in anything age appropriate. Blame Kim, not her, for the questionable fashion choices! Photo: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

  • North West wears a lot of black for a baby. I mean, it's one of my signature shades, but I'm not...like 20 months old. She's starting to give off a goth image. Photo: Pascal Le Segretain/Getty Images

  • I've got to hand it to Kimmy. She's smashing the gender x color stereotypes and not sticking by that outmoded "blue for boys and pink for girls" thing. North is always back in black. Just move to NYC, Kardashian-Wests. Nori would fit right in. Photo: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

  • North was chilling with the Lord and Lady Disick aka her cousins aka Aunt Kourtney's kids with Lord Scott Disick. They're all a bit too monochromatic, but there's Nori in her leggings and all-black ensemble. Photo: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

  • Kim's little sis Khloe apparently dressed North in this ensemble. Street style indeed! Photo: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

  • Is that a... cape? On a toddler? Please let it be faux and please let her be a child, or you will be paying for years, or even decades, of therapy later. Photo: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

  • Check out North in a skully and a puffer jacket. And that smile! She is adorbs, even if her mother has no idea how to dress her appropriately. Photo: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

  • That face! You know, when North was in utero, Kim refused to stop wearing leather, a really unforgiving fabric that doesn't really allow for an expanding baby bump. And she's been forcing her daughter into the fabric, as well. Okay, yes. North West is the most fashion-forward kid ever. Photo: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

  • I can't with her! This is precious! What a beautiful little bunhead. I want to adopt her. Photo: Kim Kardashian/Instagram

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